Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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