I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
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What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
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I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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