My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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