Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Everclear isn't food dammit
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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