NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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