make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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