just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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