My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
