Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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