There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
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I have no recollection of sleep choking you
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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