I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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