Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
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She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
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Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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