We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
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Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
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LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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