And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
should my penis look like a turkey
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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