is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Randomize
