Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
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I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
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Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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