ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Randomize
