like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
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the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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