i don't like sucking hair
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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