I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
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im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
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he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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