There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
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I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
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Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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