Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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