We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
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Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
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A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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