I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i just had sex bonerless
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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