Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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