i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
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Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
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He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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