But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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