They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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