As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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