theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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