Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
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He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
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Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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