my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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