I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
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Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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