I'm drive I can fine osifer
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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