he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
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I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
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THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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