Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Randomize