I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
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She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
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Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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