I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
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6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
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What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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