I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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