love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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