I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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