I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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