champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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