This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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