She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
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I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
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If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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