Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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