belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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