In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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