So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
its not stalking. its research.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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