i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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