im about as happy as oj after his trial
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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