just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
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Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
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I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
You were trust falling into bushes
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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