I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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