The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
OPIZZABONMYDICK
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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