the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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