My liver just broke up with me...
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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